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Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:53:51 EST http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659745?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659745?source=rss_blogs_NBA Visitors to ESPN.com were shocked this morning when an editing snafu landed a horrific headline onto the front page of their website. At approximately 6:34 AM, a story appeared about a player from the WNBA's Minnesota Lynx missing the rest of the sea ... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:21:30 EST http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659745?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659718?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659718?source=rss_blogs_NFL David Blaine, the street magician who is famous for his longterm stunts, such as being submerged in water for 30 days or hung above New York for weeks on end, has announced he will begin a new stunt this September. This might be his most treacherous ... Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:00:19 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659718?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659678?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659678?source=rss_blogs_NFL Apparently that lucky son of a bitch Tom Brady has impregnated his second super model with a child, this time his new wife, Gisele Bunchen. The no good bastard says he and his wife are very happy to be expecting their first child. That makes two mode ... Tue, 18 Aug 2009 9:49:02 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15659678?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590726?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590726?source=rss_blogs_NBA Kobe Bryant silenced his critics this past weekend by winning his first NBA Championship without the help of Rick Fox. After being in Fox's shadow for his previous 3 NBA titles, many critics believed that Kobe would never be able to enter into the gr ... Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:19:50 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590726?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590384?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590384?source=rss_blogs_MLB Unhappy with the way the team has performed so far this season, Washington Nationals management fired all their players today in an unprecedented move. They have brought up some kids from double A ball to serve as interim players until they can find ... Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:01:58 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590384?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590114?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590114?source=rss_blogs_MLB MLB Network today announced a deal with the National Football League to carry 14 preseason games this upcoming August, in an attempt to boost sagging ratings. ... Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:04:18 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15590114?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549408?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549408?source=rss_blogs_NFL Michael Vick was officially released by the Atlanta Falcons today, meaning he is now a free agent. Known for being a great athlete, but not such a stellar passer, it has been wondered where Vick might land. But, despite these concerns, many teams hav ... Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:06:42 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549408?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549341?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549341?source=rss_blogs_NBA The NHL has extended an offer to LeBron James to officially declare him the best player in hockey history, if only he will come play for the league and help bring a little of his publicity. Commissioner Gary Bettman said that all this debate about wh ... Sat, 13 Jun 2009 9:57:57 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549341?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549258?source=rss_blogs_NHL#comments NHL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549258?source=rss_blogs_NHL A man is serving jailtime tonight after his friends called 911 when they discovered they had been invited over to his apartment to watch soccer. He had invited them over to watch "the game" starting at 8:00, which they assumed would be the ... Sat, 13 Jun 2009 9:44:57 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15549258?source=rss_blogs_NHL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469791?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469791?source=rss_blogs_NBA It's great when you see good teamwork out there on the basketball floor. Nowhere was it more apparent than during the end to Sunday's regulation time when Courtney Lee missed an alley oop layup with a chance to win the game. Referee Tim Bixon was und ... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:14:08 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469791?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469597?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469597?source=rss_blogs_NBA After a poor showing in their first game, and failing to deliver in the clutch in their second, the NBA league office has announced it will bench the Orlando Magic for game three in favor of the Boston Celtics. Despite being eliminated by the Magic i ... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:24:43 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469597?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469387?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469387?source=rss_blogs_MLB The ESPN Sports Score Ticker held a press conference today to announce that it had signed a new deal with CNN to become their new ticker. This follows the new last week that CNN's longtime ticker would be leaving the business after 22 years to retire ... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:40:34 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15469387?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424961?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424961?source=rss_blogs_NBA The Cleveland Cavaliers have unveiled some uniform changes for next season after being knocked out of the playoffs by the Orlando Magic. Starting next year, LeBron James will wear a special uniform for all games, that happens to look exactly like tha ... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:29:05 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424961?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424815?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424815?source=rss_blogs_NBA A new feature in Sports Illustrated features a young marionette in the Los Angeles area that has come forward to say that she may have been involved in an extra-marital affair with the Kobe Bryant puppet over the last year. The marionette, a 19-year- ... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:12:16 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424815?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424686?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424686?source=rss_blogs_NFL The Detroit Lions today announced that veteran quarterback Daunte Culpepper has been designated for minor league assignment today. This leaves the starting job open for the taking by overall number one pick Matthew Stafford. The move is a strange one ... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:56:17 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15424686?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351831?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351831?source=rss_blogs_MLB It was a magical sight today at Fenway Park, as David Ortiz put on a masterful display of guts and fortitude to hit a complete game shutout for the Boston Red Sox. After getting off to the worst start of his career in which he has compiled a sub .200 ... Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:20:21 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351831?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351478?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351478?source=rss_blogs_MLB Woody Paige unveiled this week's MLB Power Rankings in the Denver Post, and not surprisingly the Colorado Rockies were again in the number one spot. Despite having the second worst record in all of Major League Baseball, they have remained consistent ... Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:09:51 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351478?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351359?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351359?source=rss_blogs_NBA The WNBA announced today that they are going to stop trying to get people to remember the names of their franchises, and just go with putting advertisements on the jerseys instead. The Phoenix Mercury are the first team to institute the change, as th ... Tue, 02 Jun 2009 9:59:45 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/15351359?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993897?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993897?source=rss_blogs_NBA The Boston Celtics found themselves trailing by 18 points at the half of their most recent game against the Orlando Magic in the Eastern Conference Playoffs. But not to let the Magic claim a 3-1 lead in the series, the Celtics stayed on the court dur ... Tue, 12 May 2009 9:53:44 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993897?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993814?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993814?source=rss_blogs_NFL Sports media outlets were abuzz last week at the prospect of a meeting between Brett Favre and high ranking Vikings officials. But, the meeting never happened, as Favre stayed home in Mississippi, and the future hall of fame QB remained unsigned. How ... Tue, 12 May 2009 9:46:48 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993814?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993725?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993725?source=rss_blogs_MLB When Jason Bay took over for Manny Ramirez in left field for the Boston Red Sox last season, he knew he'd have some big shoes to fill. For many years, Manny's crazy behavior had been the subject of much debate. But, his hitting had always made up for ... Tue, 12 May 2009 9:37:46 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14993725?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870203?source=rss_blogs_Horse Racing#comments Horse Racing http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870203?source=rss_blogs_Horse Racing Horses all around the country once again held their annual celebration of being faster than humans at the Kentucky Derby on Sunday. The event, which many humans consider to be an insulting party thrown by the equines, proved once again that they are ... Sat, 09 May 2009 2:27:25 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870203?source=rss_blogs_Horse Racing http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870070?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870070?source=rss_blogs_NFL The Dallas Cowboys were stunned over the weekend as their practice facility in Texas collapsed during a rainstorm, injuring several people and frightening everyone inside. The team is unsure how to deal with the disaster, as they are usually only acc ... Tue, 05 May 2009 9:24:39 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14870070?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14869965?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14869965?source=rss_blogs_MLB Despite her tell-all book on Alex Rodriguez coming out this week, Sports Illustrated's Selena Roberts may soon find herself out of a job. In her new book she reveals brand new scandals about A-Rod that have the entire sports world talking, such as hi ... Tue, 05 May 2009 9:14:00 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14869965?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745339?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745339?source=rss_blogs_NFL The 2009 NFL Draft is now in the books and we here at TSC take a look at all the hits and misses from the event. Everyone seems intent on assigning letter grades to everything, but we are just going to assign letters. Maybe it's because we like think ... Tue, 28 Apr 2009 9:33:33 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745339?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745163?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745163?source=rss_blogs_NFL The Dallas Cowboys took Texas A&M's Stephen McGee in the fourth round of this years NFL Draft in order to shore up the weakest part of their game last year, the coin toss. The Cowboys ranked dead last in coin toss calls, with their record standin ... Tue, 28 Apr 2009 9:15:43 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745163?source=rss_blogs_NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745108?source=rss_blogs_Auto Racing#comments Auto Racing http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745108?source=rss_blogs_Auto Racing The NASCAR event Sunday at Talladega ended in dramatic fashion as Carl Edwards car flipped into the air after making contact on the final lap. The crowd and viewers at home roared as the wreck began, as they had waited all day to see something exciti ... Tue, 28 Apr 2009 9:09:26 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14745108?source=rss_blogs_Auto Racing http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651720?source=rss_blogs_MLB#comments MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651720?source=rss_blogs_MLB A letter from the New York Mets was delivered today to the Florida Marlins club offices in Miami. It was written by Mets manager Jerry Manuel, on behalf of his team. Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria gathered his club together in the locker room so that he ... Sat, 25 Apr 2009 3:54:32 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651720?source=rss_blogs_MLB http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651553?source=rss_blogs_NBA#comments NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651553?source=rss_blogs_NBA Like the Arizona Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald in this year's NFL playoffs, Derrick Rose is having a coming out party of his own so far in round one of the NBA playoffs. The Chicago Bulls point guard made his playoff debut a big one, scoring 36 points a ... Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:19:04 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14651553?source=rss_blogs_NBA http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14617131?source=rss_blogs_NFL#comments NFL http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14617131?source=rss_blogs_NFL After the first 0-16 season in the history of the NFL, the Detroit Lions are looking for any way they can turn around the direction of their franchise. They hope to have made a big change with the unveiling today of a new logo, uniforms, and franchis ... Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:33:03 EDT http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/5814946/14617131?source=rss_blogs_NFL 100 http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/cbsdm/spec/cbssportscom.gif http://vengeance.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/view/5814946 100